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When the girl in class who thinks she has a boy wears crocs to school, she'll sit where the boy can see her feet, then slip out of her crocs so she's only in socks for a while. at least, until the bell rings.
boy: hey you know I don't actually care about either your crocs or your feet right???
girl: *pretends not to listen, starts slipping one foot out again*
boy: * secretly watches her anyway*
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The most BADASS fucking thing in humanity.
"Gotta put these crocs in 4 wheel drive"
Made by humans, for humans, to prevent humans , basically they're condoms
Hey sexy wanna come to my place. No you have crocs
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Shoes for people with no taste. They look dorky as hell and are insanely overpriced for the simple fact they are merely molded plastic. The funny thing is nobody would touch these hideous things when they were 5 dollars and sold at hardware stores for gardeners. Once they became insanely over rpiced and were worn by celebs with no taste they sell like hotcakes
Crocs are shoes for people with no taste
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Hidious but revolutionary shoes made of Croslite polyurethane—an antimicrobial resin that (contrary to anecdotal evidence) resists odor. The clasic clog is made several colors with and without holes and with and without straps. More and more styles(even boots) are about to hit the market. Ugly is comfortable.
My daughter said my Crocs look soooo gay, but I ask "Why should the gays get all the comfort?"
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(adjective)
another word for dope, fire, or cool.
Adam: Yo Katy is croc, I fuck with her.
Bella: Yeah, she cool.
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In a minority (but still alot) of people's opinions: crocs are the most ugly shoes they have ever seen. Made of rubbery material, these "shoes" (/sarcasm) are like slippers, except with oddly shaped holes on the top. Did I mention they also come in assorted colors too?!
I just cannot see how some people I personally think with a good taste of fashion could possibly fall for these.
HOW KUTE!!!!! /more sarcasm
Crocs Girl: Hey Katie, check out my new crocs. Aren't they gorgeous?!
Normal Shoes Girl: Uhh yeah...^^"
Crocs Girl: I couldn't decide whether I wanted pink, or baby blue, so I just got them both!! -insert girly laugh here-
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