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crocheted bathtub

Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.

"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
โ€œLooks like you win the crocheted bathtub.โ€

by Abby_c July 6, 2017


Spanish crocheting

A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.

Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?

by Yarnar300 December 9, 2021

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Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandmaโ€™s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019

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Rainbow Crochet

Must have 5+ gay male participants.

An act wherein the males form a line, and the person farthest from the front starts pushing his hardened length in each already fucked butthole. Once he reaches the front of the line, it starts all over again with the person who is now at the back of the line.

Bro. We had the best rainbow crochet last night. Come with next time. *wink*

by Thicctottiesblam January 10, 2018

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Crochet

When a male puts their ear in a females anus and you can hear the noise of the ocean

Did you guys crochet last night?

by Lukey46 April 29, 2024


Crochet

The collective noun for a group of angry possums

When they attacked, it was not one or two, it was a crochet of angry possums

by theJonnyboyP January 14, 2022


crocheted steering wheel cover

When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.

Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.

by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023