Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.
"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
โLooks like you win the crocheted bathtub.โ
A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.
Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?
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A slang term for masturbation
When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandmaโs wicker basket, he heard a door open.
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Must have 5+ gay male participants.
An act wherein the males form a line, and the person farthest from the front starts pushing his hardened length in each already fucked butthole. Once he reaches the front of the line, it starts all over again with the person who is now at the back of the line.
Bro. We had the best rainbow crochet last night. Come with next time. *wink*
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When a male puts their ear in a females anus and you can hear the noise of the ocean
Did you guys crochet last night?
The collective noun for a group of angry possums
When they attacked, it was not one or two, it was a crochet of angry possums
When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,
The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.
Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.