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Person who is described as, but not limited to a greasy haired, hunch backed homo with no social life or standing. Spends most of their time on the computer, giving them a pasty complection. Often the victim of chat room predators who enjoy taking nerdy little boys from behind.
Crocker found himself a 42 year old trucker from Iowa and he couldn't be happier.
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Australian rhyming slang for shocker. Named after the Australian singer.
Your new haircut is a Barry Crocker.
(After a really bad kick in AFL footy) What a Barry Crocker!
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An Openly gay Youtube and Myspace personality. He filmed himself crying about Britney Spears in a video called "Leave Britney Spears Alone".
Chris Crocker: “Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me!”
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A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail
EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?
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Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty
“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!
I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.
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Located in Westlake Ohio where the little girls roam in shorts shorter than your underwear, and guys travel in big groups pushing each other around
Rachel: I went to crocker park Saturday, there were so many people there.
Austin:I know, I went and was run down by a group of rowdy boys.
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The type of teacher who suspects you of having fairies, goes around yelling FAIRY GOD PARENTS! while switching and bending into weird forms.
Also known of hunting down a scrawny little kid in a pink hat, with weird, evil devices.
My teacher is such a Mr Crocker
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