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A poor attempt at "fixing" or upgrading an airsoft gun. Factors include poor workmanship, unsuited materials, assumed skill, & lack of tool control. Work & new parts may not as stated.
"Be careful, you might croft it"
"I may have to break out the dremel & do some crofting."
"His gun was totally crofted, wires hangin out!"
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A nickname for a gangster, normally one that originates from America in the LA streets. Often affiliated with the Bloods or Crips.
Yo, is that Crofts?
Yeah man, that’s the Blood leader! He’s non binary.
A major disappointment. Anything that sounds better than it is. Derived from descriptions of the area of Birmingham, England, which is widely considered to sound nicer than it is.
I waited many months for the coaching, and when it finally happened it was something of a Bryony Croft.
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Lara Crofted is when you get impaled by an object
Oh my god! Call an ambulance, I just got Lara Crofted !!
queefing while walking;
walking while queefing;
Similar to crop dusting
In reference to Lara Croft of the Tomb Raider series. She raids lots of dusty tombs.
She was sensually croft dusting all the way from the bed to the bathroom.
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The greatest female action hero of all time. very smart, athletic. Rich with 3 mansions. has a funny attitude, does everything. very popular. 9 video games, 2 movies. brown hair, big boobs....
QUOTES:
Bryce: My ignorance amuses me... My ignorance amuses me?
Lara Croft: Yes well I've always found your ignorance quite amusing.
Lara Croft: Nature is about balance. All the world comes in pairs. Yin and Yang. Right and Wrong. Men and Women. What's pleasure without pain.
Lara Croft: But you might try to kill me.
Manfred Powell: I'm not going to kill you.
Lara Croft: I said you'd try.
Lara Croft: Remember that no gun rule? I reconsidered!
Kosa: Do you ever do anything the easy way?
Lara Croft: And risk disappointing you?
Anaya Imanu: Lara, can you hear me? Those bastards from town are here, and they're coming down after you!
Lara Croft: Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home.
Lara Croft: If I was you, I'd grab your Cro-Magnon cowboy over there and run as fast as your little legs will carry you. Au revoir, mon chèr.
Lara Croft: after reading the ancient writing in the tomb Right, so... Pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off.
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