crons

1. A basketball club whose name is an acronym for "Come Ready Or Never Start"

2. A name designated by the Teriyaki House when they cannot understand your seemingly simple name.

Teriyaki House: What is your name?
Colin: Colin.
Teriyaki House: Ok, your name Crons from now on.
Colin: Okay...

Some Anonymous Person: Yo Colin, come over here.
Omid: Dude, his name is Crons. Say it right, bitch.
Colin: Fo sho, thats how I roll, ain't that right Cobin?
Omid: Damn straight son, lets get some food.
Colin: FEEEEEEET!!!

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cron

retard

you’re such a freaking cron

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The Cron

The slang name for the Omicron variant of Covid-19, used by all the Gen Zers and their peers.

Use of the slang name ‘The Cron’ is so infectious that after only five days millions of people were using it giving it an R rate of 7.

First coined 16.12.2021

“Did you hear about how flippin’ millions of people have The Cron?”
“Yeah, it cancelled another holiday for Jenn, Bubz and Margery”

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cron

A teacher who loves eating and selling popcorn

"Yo, I went to that cron on the street, and his popcorn tastes great!'

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cron

A very hillarous way to say 'Corn'. originated by steve's brother Elliot when they were youngn's. Cron is very tasty and can be eaten while camping, lazying, or eating. See CORN.

"MM! I can't WAIT to taste the great smelling CRON!"
"CROOOONNN, CROOONNN"

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cron de la cron

chronic stinky piece of cannabis.

Akram says: This is some nice cron de la cron

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crons on deck

marijuana for sale
"Yo blood, I got crons on deck."

i got crons on deck