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To mix different types of alcohol together in order to satisfy the palate. Or to just satisfy ones curiosity.
"At 80% Ballast Point 'Big Eye' & 20% Mornington Imperial Stout, I must say, I'm more than satisfied with that cronk!," cronking cranking cronked certified cronker
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A history teacher who can only be described as a true ANIMAL. A man who fears no one (except for the borkowski) and is superior to us earthly pigeons. Do not confront it or attempt to call it an animal as it will become aroused with anger. It is a teacher by birth, animal by decision.
John: Wow! that guy is a true Cronk!
Bill: Ya I know, everyone seems to respect him with fear
John: Yes, just don't disturb him in his natural habitat
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A cronk is a person who repeatedly exhibits chronic offense behavior - such as irresponsibility or laziness
John: This is the fifth notice of late payment we have received from the insurance company on Jim's policy in six months.
Jen: He's such a cronk
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Cronk is a synonym for idiot, generally used lightheartedly as banter.
Don’t be such a cronk, Penelope.
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Noun.
An area of the brain that maintains equilibrium during drunkenness. The Cronk is the inactive area only used to measure a previous evening's drinking.
"The cops caught me in tears shaving a squirrel on a trampoline last night. I was clearly twisted off my cronk"
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A woman who is a giant bitch as if on her period, referred also as a cronkosaurus rex. This woman is the grimiest girl ever and usually acts like a man, wearing man hair and G.I. Boots.
Damn that cronkosaurus is a giant bitch.
A true feminazi.
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