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Cronk

A pedophile that likes to bring children into his van. A cronk is basically a kidnapper, so watch out.

Nooo I got a cronk as my gym teacher

by dt0089fgh May 4, 2020

23๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cronk

Cronk, Cronked, or Cronking is what happens to the male human body when he hears the word Tuesday

Damn nigga I just Cronked thinking about Tuesday this week.

by CHuffCityBoys November 12, 2019

17๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cronk

Having a shit and masturbating at the same time

I'll be back in 20 minutes, i'm just gonna have a quick cronk

by BobDaCronker December 31, 2011

65๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


cronk

To have a fit; to freak out

My parents cronked when they found out I'd been out until 4 AM.

by Laur June 24, 2003

60๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


cronk

perineum (the region where the balls bounce)

I was in my bike, the saddle broke and i got a new hole in my cronk.

by perrofluta July 9, 2009

41๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


cronk

A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.

I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.

by Scott June 2, 2004

52๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


cronk

my slang for slut, fuckhead, asshole, cockswabber, dickhead, drongo, bitch.

person 1: "stop fishing for attention"
me: "kiss off you fuckhead cronk"

by sophieeeeee? May 8, 2022