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A new and expensive way of re-branding boot camp and circuit training. Also a method of selling out while pretending to be hardcore and underground.
CrossFit makes men smaller and women hotter.
The average CrossFit male wears an extra medium shirt.
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An elaborate way to control the human mind so it will eventually rationalize any monetary transaction.
Person: You spent how much on that T-shirt?!
CrossFitter: It's more than just a T-shirt, you wouldn't understand.
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A Conga Line consisting of 6 or more naked Men during a foam party. In the line, the men hold the Penis' of the Man in front of them while singing Country cover songs.
Hey Johnny are you going to CrossFit? I hear they are covering "Friends in Low Places" and "Unanswered Prayers".
Great, I will lube up and get out the wacky noodles, you foam up the Sauna and gather the Guys. Don't forget the Cowboy Hats!!!
An exercise regimen enjoyed by Midwestern gorilla juice heads most named Tony
Most notable crossfit Tonys including crossfit tony:
*i have a dream tony
*gorilla juice head tony
*vagina tony
*crossfit tony
*hawaii tony
*pilot tony
Let's grab hawaii Tony and do some thrusters for the crossfit wod!
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A person who is obsessed with crossfit and metalcore music. They are so talented at crossfit, they feel the need to participate in it almost every day, even when injured. Also known as WWE Superstar Seth Rollins.
My friend keeps sending me pictures of crossfit jesus lifting weights and she needs to stop.