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Large car made by Ford that is used by many police departments. Since Chevy quit making large, rear-wheel drive Impalas, the Crown Vic is the choice of car for many cops.
Unfortunately, it has a nasty habit of exploding when hit from the rear; as often happens when police park by the side of the road. There are several lawsuits against Ford for this car, for this reason.
Daaamn....what was that noise?
Oh, that was some unlucky cop in his Crown Vic being blown up, cause some drunk rear-ended his patrol car.
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1.A cop car with a nasty habit of exploding when rear-ended.
2. porky the pigs new pimpin ride.
1. Satan:Damn yo what happened to you?
You:Shit man i got drunk and rear-ended a cop.
Cop:I knew i was going to hell! I want mommy!!
2. oink oink oink! pigs drive crown victorias.
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The Ford Crown Victoria was first introduced as a luxury trim package on Ford LTD's in 1981. It became it's own model in 1983 and became very popular with Senior Citizens, Police, Taxi companies, and other fleet use. The boxy body style is probably the best ever, and was made until 1991. In 1992 an all new Crown Victoria was offered, which featured round aero styling. It was rounded out even more in 1998 (it's last restyle), and by the 2000's the full size RWD sedan had completly fallen out of favor. Majority of sales were for fleet and police use, and the Crown Victoria was discontinued in 2011.
Ford's making a huge mistake discontinuing the Ford Crown Victoria. Cabbies and Police need a large car like that.
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Probably one of the gayest cars to ever roam the face of the earth. These barges with wheels are lucky if they can reach 100mph without a 10% down grade.
Embassy is gay because he drives a Crown Vic.
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Part of the VIN number used by Ford to designate the heavy - duty police package installed onto Crown Victoria's from 1985-2008. These cars can top out at around 140+ MPH and can out - accelerate most stock high performers like the Mustang and the Camaro. Can impact 6" curbs at 60 MPH and receive no to little damage due to the large sidewalls on the tires and the heavy duty suspension. This car is also so heavy if that it were to impact another vehicle at highway speeds; the other vehicle would become "non recognizable". Horrible side impact ratings. Horrible rear impact ratings, (explodes like the Pinto does). Can go on harsh terrain at high speed and not get stuck or damaged like other cars; i.e.: (mud, gravel, 10-15% grade hills, ditches, curbs, speed bumps, rough roads, train tracks). Indeed the Crown Victoria is deceiving in appearance, it could probably stomp you're car or truck into the ground.
Ford Crown Victoria - P71
Joe: What the fu*k? Did I hit something?
Josh: I felt a bump...what?
Joe: I think I hit something.
Later that night, Joe gets out and looks at the front of his Crown Victoria.
Joe: Holy sh**!
There was half of a human torso and a complete mangled bicycle stuck in the grill of the Crown Vic with blood dripping from it all.
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The future queen of Sweden who almost lost her crown
to her younger brother before the law was changed so that
the oldest child would become monarch, regardless of gender.
She has a very sassy daughter and hot husband and basically
comes from a beautiful family. She's way more popular than
her father, King Carl Gustav.
Person 1: "Did you know that Mary Ellen almost lost her father's inheritence to her younger brother?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she's such a Crown Princess Victoria now."
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