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The specific name for the Camden Munch, in London. Run and attended by fetishists/ rubberists/ kinksters of the finest order.
'I am looking forward to the Crunch this Friday, especially as it's Dolly's birthday - she'll be getting her kink on, no doubt!'
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v. crunched, crunch•ing, crunch•es
v. tr.
1. To crush, grind, or tread noisily while taking a Dump.
2. The act of taking a huge shit
3. Slang. To perform operations on; manipulate or process (numerical, mathematical or fecal data).
v. intr.
1. To move feces with a crushing sound.
2. To produce or emit a crushing sound during the act of shitting.
n.
1. A modified sit-up position having a smaller range of motion that reduces back strain and strengthens the abdominal muscles when pushing out shit.
I just took a huge crunch, it almost knocked down a wall in the bathroom.
I need to stop eating so much cheese, I haven't had a good crunch in weeks.
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Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.
1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?
Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.
2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched
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A Crunch is a serious bowel movement. A bowel movement so fierce and powerful that it becomes less of a simple action and more of an event. One's day can be completely centered around the acting of a crunch, such a time is referred to as Crunch Time.
Nick: Oh God...
Justin: What?
Nick: I feel it coming...
Justin: What?
Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?!
Justin: Over there...why?
Nick: It's coming!
Justin: What's coming?!
Nick: A CRUNCH!
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When you eat a women out during your lunch break - You have cunt for lunch.
Guy: Dude, your breath smells of tuna.
Stud: I know, that's because I've just had some crunch.
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Another meaning for Cocaine. Or can be the action of doing cocaine. You can call your friend whoever does the most Crunchie Christ.
Got any crunch bro?
I'm trying to get crunched the fuck out tonight.
Line up a couple gaggers of some crunch
Got a jawn of crunch?
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Excuse me, I have to go for a crunch
Wow! That was a killer crunch!
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