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An Over hyped piece of shit game. Many geeks fail to realize that the game is not worth upgrading for and is simply just another typical fps.
Geek: DID YOU PLAY CRYSIS YET?
Dude: Nah I play good games like half-life 2 that are actually able to run on normal pc's.
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A situation --- usually just an unavoidable "fact of life", often involving only minor inconvenience/discomfort --- that prompts one or more "fragile" or "spoiled brat" attendees to have a major tearful meltdown.
Being expected to follow basic school-policy rules is a common and generally-accepted part of public education, but Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his head-in-the-clouds parents --- considered it a major crysis whenever he and the school didn't see eye-to-eye on anything.
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Crysis is the coolest person on this round ball. Professional yandere. Sweetest and kindest person you would ever meet and always leaves a good impression on you. Crysis is super caring and will give the best advice given their infinite bittersweet life experiences. Incredibly admirable and strong. Independent yet co-dependant. Crysis doesn’t care much for themself but devotes their time and effort into pursuing someones needs. Crysis has the funkiest fashion sense and you can often find them thrifting. Do they resell on depop? Perhaps.... They advocate for human rights? Insanely handsome/beautiful with the best smile possible. If you have a Crysis in your life, never let them go because they truly are an amazing, rockstar, boss, god, cool person. Long live crysis!
Crysis is such a good friend!
Crysis is so helpfull!
Crysis is so cute!
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An extreme fat dildo that is mainly used for sexual pleasure for gay men.
Oh, Kolby drive that crysis harder!
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a fucking pimp that owns everyone!
crysis owned murlen all day long!
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An awesome game being developed by Crytek that will have the craziest graphics ever. Like the first Crysis, most people will not be able to run Crysis 2 when it is released, and no one will be able to run it on max settings. Then finally after several years people can actually have computers that can run it, but most people still won't be able to run it on max. At this point, Crytek will announced that Crysis 3 will be coming out soon. And the cycle restarts.
Gamer #1: Finally I can run Crysis on max after mortgaging my house to buy a supercomputer!
Gamer #2: Dude Crysis 2 is coming out, your computer will be useless.
Gamer #1: GODDAMMIT!
(repeat for Crysis 3)
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The feeling you get from playing Crysis or Crysis 2, when you get owned by an aimbot mofo ai from campaign or a massive hacker noob found commonly in Crysis 2 more so than the original title. The leader of hackers in Crysis is Browny. A mega hacker who lives in a VTOL. He will aimbot you.
Crysis fanboy: OMG im winning this match!
'Hacker joins' instantly winning
Crysis fanboy: OMG you fucking hacker!
Hacker: hehe i own
Crysis fanboy: FUCK YOU!!! NNYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA
Result: 'massive raging heard in background on mic' Crysis rage!!!!