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Goegeous people with the best food, music, baseball players and boxers. There island is the best in the carribean. The women are the best and have the biggest butts in the world. The men are hot to. No Cuban likes to be called puerto rican cuz Cubans are better and also because puerto ricans copied the flag and try to display it to everyone when they didn't even come up with. Cuban is also a good lover!!!!
Guy: My chick is Cuban.
His friend: You hella lucky!!!!!!!!!!
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A person from the current communist country of Cuba, The dictator is Fidel Castro, and we do swim across the Gulf to get to get to Miami.
Dave-Holy shit theres some dude drowning, i got 2 get the life gaurd-
Jesus-don't waste your time it's just a Cuban
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They eat lots of rice,beans and porc meat. They love parties,drinking,dancing(they r very good at it) and whatever involves sexy bitches, they are a race of sex adicts and they don't go out with anyone easely they have high espectatives to their girlfriends basicly they have to be extremely fit and sexy and hot. they will be a get around for a relationship but be careful they have skills at making you full in love with them and they also have skills at knowing what you are thinking about and they can esaly read your mind even if you don't know them very well, they will make laugh even if they are trying to annoy you, their most common name is Jose and normally they are sexy, their not easely impressed and they are not esay to annoy because apparently they like to live their lifes as best as possible. they like to dress tight and some of them like rappers they like to listen to reggeaton and disco music and whatever is good to dance in a party. they love hot wether and hate cold due to their wether in cuba. i don't know if im wrong but for me being a fu*king manwhore that goes out with anyone is bad yeh? well they think that the one that goes out with the most girls and has the biggest co*k and fuc*s the most is the coolest.i could keep talkin about the for a whole day but i can't be asked lol and i know all this because i live in miami where 90% of the people are cuban
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A very diverse, culturally rich, revolutionary and resilient people. People who live on the largest and most beautiful island in the Caribean sea. Once settled by Caribs, Tainos, and Ciboney Amerindian tribes before the arrival of the Spanish in the 1400's. The Spanish, with inter-marriage, diseases and warfare killed off most of the native population and brought African captives to farm the fertile land on the island. Cuba is the birth place of the Conga; brought by Africans, the Cigar; first made by the Ciboney Indianof Cuba, and Cuba Son; which was popularized in the 1950's after the Cuban revolution in New York, and later adopted as the music of Caribean neighbor Puerto Rico who now claims the music as their own, called "salsa".
Cuba is the only communist country in the western hemisphere, and has suffered an embargo by the Unites States since it's 1950's treaty with the then Soviet Union. Despite the embargo China and Venezuela manage to find ways of shipping medical supplies to the island although most medical technologies (machines to battle cancer, ect.) are prohibited from being exported there. Cubans have been ruled by the longest serving dictator of the modern age. During the Spanish-American War, Cuban, Philippine and American rebels fought the Spanish for independence. Puerto Rico was seized by the U.S., the Philippines and Cuba continued to fight the American Empire for independence and are independently governed countries today.
Speaker 1: I had no idea Cubans actually created what is called "Salsa". I thought Puerto Ricans made that!
Speaker 2: Well, they have been making it ever since Cuba has been a victim of genocide by the Americans.
Speaker 1: Wow, you sound pretty revolutionary!
Speaker 2: Most of my people are.
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Cubans are a race of people who do not think they are the best WE KNOW WE ARE THE BEST!! We usually stick to our own. We have tried to carry a civilized conversation with someone out of our race and long behold you remind us why we do not socialize outside of work with people out of our race. We are happy in love with our island people. We DO HATE fidel castro. Our elders have million of stories of "The Golden Years" It's like being born with spices in your blood,
And being named after your papi's favorite cigars.
It's getting diamonds pierced in you ears at five days,
Wearing Royal Violets perfume everyday until age 15,
And throwing a 15th birthday party that cost your parents
more than your first car.
It's loving Marti and hating Castro.
Lighting candles at mass for La Caridad and Celia Cruz.
It's having to kiss every Cuban cheek like you're related.
It's looking European, but feeling Caribbean,
And seething inside while smiling politely when someone asks if you're Puerto Rican.
It's having black beans and plantains with every meal.
Meals at every party, parties for any occasion.
It's serving your skinny uncle piles of lechon on Nochebuena,
While your three hundred pound aunt sips at a mojito.
It's learning to dance salsa from your papi or your abuelito,
And knowing the difference between a guajira and a guaracha.
It's loving the hot, humid air of Miami, and hating hurricanes.
Drinking cortaditos and dealing with chaperones.
It's talking too fast in English and running your words together in Spanish. And being madly in love...
With a restless island you haven't seen in many many many years.
Cuban, Cubano, the best, the shit, WOW, All Cubans are the shit.
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A person that swims from cuba to America in search of work, but usually does not find any, and becomes a hobo.
Phil: Bob aren't you Cuban.
Bob: Yeah
Phil: Then can you clean my toilet.
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A person from the island of Cuba or from Cuban ancestry, who pretends for the US to learn Spanish instead of learning English.
An individual that heated Fidel Castro and his regime but circumvents the embargo by going to Cuba via Grand Cayman, Jamaica or Cancun.
A group of individuals who is convinced that Miami would be nothing without them.
An individual who spends all day listening to Radio Mambi awaiting the fall of Castro’s regime.
Sign at a store in Miami reads: "English is spoken here."
A cuban was purchasing something at a store and was upset because clerk did not speak Spanish, He pretended for that person to learn Spanish, instead of him learning the language of the country he lives in.
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