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Cuban Missile Crisis

When a Cuban-American partakes in anal sex then withraws only to cum up the back of the recieving participant.

Enrique pulled a "Cuban Missile Crisis" on her ass and she was stunned.

by hoe-low August 15, 2011

7πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Cuban Missile Crisis

When a person takes a half filled beer and inserts it into their lovers anus. The lover then shits into the bottle mixing the shit with the beer. The bottle is then removed and drank. While there is still sum sheer (shit/beer) in the mouth the lovers then make out.

Alex performed a Cuban missile crisis on his bitch last night, he's a sick fuck!

by Dr. Sick Fuck July 25, 2009

8πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Cuban missile crisis

The sudden and extreme need to defecate brought on by the nicotine in a strong cigar. This is an instantaneous and unavoidable date with the porcelain throne.

Darrin suddenly jumped up and yelled "Cuban Missile Crisis" as he raced for the bathroom.

by Herfmaster March 22, 2013

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


The Cuban Missile Crisis

This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.

Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 26, 2018


cuban missile crisis

Pretty self explanatory. When a Cuban takes a dump.

"ayo mang I think I just have me a cuban missile crisis no?"

by Lloyd Crosby May 16, 2006

8πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


A Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."

by ProtoZone February 27, 2011

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.

You want me to give you a Cuban Missile Crisis you naughty girl...

by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017