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the mexican boggy man.
El cucuy is a funny morning (now afternoon) spanish radio host that is syndicate to allmost every spanish radio station
the cucuy is going to get u
did u hear el cucuy is making more than howard stern now?
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"EL CUCUY" is the mexican boogeyman who raids WWW.HOUSTON-IMPORTS.COM forums in search of new victims
Hatchcutie> you better watch out, the cucuy is gonna get you!!!
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The naturally born eunuch with an unhealthy affinity for games like “hide the pickle” , genital docking and male on male “Amazonian”position.
Affected individuals are often found lurking in bathroom stalls at desolate rest stops. Witnesses have reported hearing screams of ecstasies such as “Eulalio” or “ Belichick”, to the sound of loud rhythmic slapping.
The Cucuy is also a crowd favorite at local WNBA games.
Symptoms include male pattern baldness, wearing white t-shirt and full tattooed sleeved arms. Typically seen driving a early 2000’s Honda Accord or Minivan with personalized license plates “4playin”.
Gavin and the boy’s would often play “the Cucuy” prior to getting piss drunk and tail gating before the game.
After striking out with the ladies, the boys would return home to play “the Cucuy” into the wee hours of the night.
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El Cucuy is a monster that steals and harms children that are trouble makers or that disobey their parents. Although known as a myth, many hispanic parents use the phrase, "Te va llevar el Cucuy" or "The Cucuy is going to take you" to scare their kids into behaving or into staying where they told them to stay.
El Cucuy es un monstro que roba y hace daño a los hijos desobedientes y traviesos. Aunque el Cucuy es conocido como una mytha, los padres latinoamericanos o hispanos usan el frase, "Te va llevar el Cucu si no quedes hayi" o "Si no vas a hacer caso, te va llevar el Cucuy y yo no te voy a ayudar cuando te lleva".
Hijo - "Ma, yo no quiero ir a misa! Si me tratas de llevar a fuerzas, voy a correr a mi cuarto y voy a poner el seguro en la puerta para que no entres!"
Madre - "Pues ya vete a tu cuarto para que te agarra el Cucuy!"
~ La madre sale de la casa dejando todo pagado. Prende el carro y dice "Bye! Te va llevar el Cucuy!"~
~El hijo sale corriendo de la casa diciendo "Esperate! Yo voy!"~
Son - "Mom, I don't want to go to mass! If you try to make me, I'm gonna run into my room and lock the door so you can't get in!"
Mom - "Well go to your room already so el Cucuy can get you!"
~The mom turns off everything and leaves. She starts the car and says, "Bye! El Cucuy is gonna get you!"~
~The son runs out of the house yelling, "Wait! I'm gonna go!" ~
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"EL CUCUY" is the mexican boogeyman who trolls through numerous forums in search of victims and answers to his questions
you better behave or the cucuy will get you.
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My dad after I change the temperature on the AC.
El Cucuy came for me with the belt and I’m still running to this day.
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One of coal chambers many heavy songs. Know for the line: “kill the man become the monster”
El cucuy is best when seen live