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A) a vegetable that sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
B) A metrosexual Brazilian Male that also sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
Cog: when she tries to prove that a cucumber is not an extramarital affair
Lindsey: she’s right though
Cog: she calls the Metrosexual Brazilian man that lives down the block a cucumber. The implication is its not because it’s a vegetable but because he might be gay.
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The word cucumber was used against slaves, it originated from “cool as a cucumber” The slaves we’re seen as lower humans so the slave owners and white people would mock them and call them cucumbers because they’ll “never be as cool as a cucumber” aka, they’ll never be equal to white people. The white people are the cucumber in this example.
Look at that cucumber on the fields.
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It's basically a dildo. Also a vegetable.
This bitch stuck a Cucumber up Scotts asshole!!
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When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.
Person: your son's a fucking cucumber
Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that
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When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.
Person: your son's a fucking cucumber
Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that
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A Mediocre Substitute for a Penis or Dildo
Cashier: Would you like one that's short but has lots of girth or one with length but no girth?
Slut: One Cucumber long and thick.
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