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Cuddle puddle

A cuddle session involving more than two people or pets.

My girlfriend and dog joined me in a giant cuddle puddle when I got home from work.

by Hardnuutz13 November 5, 2014

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


cuddle puddle

The collection of sex juices left on the bed sheets after having sex. Sex is the form of intense cuddling.

Having sex seated will creat a good wet spot on your sheets. That's a cuddle puddle

by ndizz February 19, 2014

52๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


cuddle puddle

A cuddle puddle is a group of 3 or more people sitting closely together or often on top of eachother exchanging hugs, kisses, cuddles, and often bodily fluids usually while under the influence of the drug exstacy.

Thizz Head: "Man, I'm rollin balls, man. I just want to touch everybody"
Raver girl: "Hey, lets make a cuddle puddle!"
Kandi Kid: "Hey, stop licking my face! Wait... no, keep doing that... oh yeah..."
E-Tard: "Wait! I can't make-out with three people and gnaw on my binkie at the same time!"

by Khaightlynn December 9, 2008

58๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


cuddle puddle

G-Rated orgy, a pile of cuddles

-hey man you coming to the cuddle puddle.
-hell yeah man.

by jeffstrongman February 27, 2015

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


cuddle puddle

what is left on the bed after making love to a "squirter"

I met this super hot chick last night, and we had the most awesome sex, but then I had to go out & buy a new mattress because there was an enormous cuddle puddle!

by CLP7 May 5, 2014

19๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cuddle Puddle

A puddle of bodily fluids left after sexual intercourse.

That was super hot sex, I mean look at that cuddle puddle. R.I.P. the housekeepers.

by DopeSauce4lyfe May 21, 2019


cuddle puddle

A euphemism for the post-coital wet spot, where circumstance (think college-sized twin bed), necessity (think passing out drunk), or love (think box on demand) requires your after sex cuddling to take place on the wet spot.

Q: "Dude, what was it like hooking up with Jana last night?"

A: "Fantastic. Before last night, I thought the only thing that tight and wet was the water seal at an amusement park. But she did make me sleep in the cuddle puddle, which sucked."

by The Original ARy July 10, 2007

43๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž