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Cumberbatch

The act of a man having sex with a woman vaginally while another man has sex with the same woman anally, at the same time. Also known as double penetration.

(also: getting Cumberbatched)

"Mike and Luke are going to come to my house tonight and Cumberbatch me."

"Jack is so sexy, I want to make a clone of him and have them both Cumberbatch me!"

by whipbuckstarcream August 14, 2014

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cumberbatch

a very sexy, attractive man who can rock a trench coat. also, on some occasions, sports a mustache and sombrero and is referred to as "senor". Lovers of the cumberbatch are referred to as "cumberbitches"

did you see that man's cheekbones? he is a total cumberbatch.

by cumberbitch1 November 7, 2010

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cumberbatch

to empathize with turtles.

"His ability to cumberbatch made Rob an excellent marine biologist."

by ofstrawberries November 29, 2012

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Cumberbatching

The act of giving something a different name because its original one is either stupid or too difficult to understand or pronounce.

- Yo Mix, are you coming to watch the new Dr. strange movie?
- For Christ sake, Stop cumberbatching my name! It's Mxyzptlk!
- Whatever you say, Mixolidy.

by Shaiavr August 2, 2018


cumberbatch

A person with an undesirably large amount of pubic hair that renders them completely unfuckable.

Person 1: So how was that chick last night?

Person 2: No go. Turns out she's a total cumberbatch.

Person 1: Damn.

by bjengli November 4, 2010

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Benedict Cumberbatch

Someone with and incredible face with gorgeous cheekbones.

His voice makes thousands of women go crazy (man as well).
A few serial criminals have a severe addiction to him, and play mind trick and games with him.
He is very smart and intellectual.
Keeps many obsessed girls screaming for hours on how incredible he is.
When he winks, he makes some hearts stop for a few moments.
He is incredibly talented, and super cute.
He often is a very weird, smart, and abnormal character. He is the cutest detective sometimes, at other times he is a weird doctor. And at other times he is some kind of mix between a woman and man, who whips a Zoolander and Hansel.
Besides being a weird, yet incredibly unique character, he is a pure fantasy.
He is a total "Benediction".
He is a gorgeous, and this message is to Cumberbatch from all of your Cumbercookies "We love you! You are the best actor ever! You are so handsome, and funny! keep going, Benedict! We love youuuu!"

Someone: who is your favorite actor?
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! Who else is there? He is just awesome!

by SherlockHolmesObsession January 10, 2017

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The Cumberbatch Effect

When the mind encounters a face that by all accounts should be seen as incredibly strange looking, but instead interprets it as ridiculously attractive. This term is displayed strongly by, and named for, British actor Benedict Cumberbatch.

Girl one: "His cheekbones don't even make sense, and his head is so tall. He should be ugly. . . why am I aroused?"
Girl two: "It's the Cumberbatch Effect"
Girl one: "It's just like James Marsters all over again"

by TheBabyBear November 3, 2011