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cumbrain

Someone who thinks almost exclusively with their dick (or vagina) and goes on and on about porn and anime tiddies to the point of being annoying. Might also be an incel. Should probably have sex and stop watching so much porn so they can stop obsessing over it. Will likely argue that being interested in sex is natural or some bullshit, ignoring the fact that fapping 5 times a day isn't normal at all.

Person 1: What's your favorite Metroid game?
Person 2: For me, it's Samus. I WANNA FUCK SAMUS I WANNA FUCK THAT GAP IN HER THIGH WHEN SHE HAS HER SUIT ON AGGGHHHHH I WANT HER TO SUFFOCATE ME WITH HER TITS MOMMY MOMMY I WANT MILKIES RAGHGAHGAHGA I WANT A GF I WANT A GF GAHRUAWIGHAUHD
Person 3: Settle down, cumbrain

by ebinvirgin August 2, 2019

141πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


cumbrain

someone who is overly addicted to pornography and/or masturbation. the name has been originated and gained some popularity from 4chan.

person #1: β€œhave you seen person #3? i didn’t find him at school today.”

person #2: β€œhe’s probably at home watching porn as usual.”

person #1 β€œwhy does he never do anything but watch porn? he’s such a cumbrain..”

by zaitra January 6, 2021

19πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cumbrainism

Such a perfect insult to throw at your opponent.
To where you can literally hear the cum swishing around in someones brain.

Sorry man, I don't fucking speak the tongue of cumbrain.

OMG! I bet she so practices cumbrainism! What a SLUT!

by Lmaonade.mmm.yummy February 25, 2020

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


cumbrain

A person who is so strongly induced in porn they can't think, speak nor act normally. Their mind is completely gone and they only think about porn. This is similar to a coomer however they literally act like porn addicted zombies

Person 1: Bro look at that dude, he looks so good
Person 2: He is so hot i want him to violently fuck me

Person 2 walks up to the dude and takes a picture of his arse

Person 1: wtf you cumbrainer

by Editamio March 14, 2022

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cumbrain

Another term for a horndog.

Brian: Ayoooo guess whose feet I just scored!?
Tom: For the last time Brian, stop asking random girls for feet pics and go touch some grass you cumbrain.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 28, 2023


Cumbrained

Verb- The after effects of orgasming many times after sex and or masturbation including foggy memory, sleepiness, giddiness, zoned out.
aka Cumming your brains out. Can also be spelled "coom brained"

You were so cumbrained last night you passed right out afterwards it was cute.
I tried playing video games with you afterwards but I was too cumbrained to focus.

by Biggis Dickus May 16, 2023

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž