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The act of having more than three naked people stack on top of eachother and have sex.
Im cumping now ill have to call you back.
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cump
v. cumped, cump·ing, cumps
To defecate semen and excrement simultaniously after anal intercourse ejaculation.
"I got fucked up the ass and then cumped down his throat!"
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to fuck a girl the night before dumping her.
Tonight is the night I'm gonna cump her.
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The act of masturbating and taking a dump at the same time. A much lonelier version of the blumpkin.
Don't ever go to the bathroom after Joe has been in there. He's been known to cump in public restrooms.
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A fat bowel movement made entirely out of all the loads you just took. It’s going to be wet.
I need to use the bathroom ASAP - all those fine Puerto Ricans busted their nut in the boy pussy so I gotta go take a fat cump:
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Shortened length for Cum Dumpster. A cump.
Kiki gets pumped day in day out by men for desperate validation. What a cump.
A case of over-information into the particular fantasies of necrophiliacs.
To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin
Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.
Whilst the fire alarm went off at the morgue yesterday so we went round cumping as many of the cadavers as possible before the fire brigade took their turn.
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