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A MORE SCIENTIFIC APPROACH TO BLUE BALLS
DAMNED DUDE, BITCH KEEPS GETTING ME CUMSTIPATED
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when you have the struggle to cum. so when you try to cum it hurts so bad that you can’t. so when you can’t cum in that case you are cumstipated
person 1- dude i literally can’t cum
person 2- bro it sounds like your cumstipated
person 1- what’s cumstipated?
person 2- when you struggle to cum duh
Getting a buttload of semen up your ass, it makes you constipated
Britney! Brian was butt fucking me so much last night that now I’m cumstipated!
When you’re backed up with sperm and you can’t expel your load.
“Why’s Donny so upset?
“He’s been cumstipated for weeks”
“There’s traffic on juice highway”
Adj. that describes the ache that comes from blue balls.
God she could've at least finished me off, now I'm just cumstipated.
When your anus is all blocked up from tooxmuch Anal sec that you can't shit
Oh Adam, you've filled my arse with so much cum I can't shit!
Oh Stephanie I'm so sorry "what can I say, you're cumstipated 🎶"
When you haven't had orgasmed for a while.
"I'm so cumstipated right now!"