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"hey guy, did you hook up with that girl at the party last night?"
"OH hell yeah I did, she cunted the shit out of me"
cuntfuckingsex
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Gave something a bad review, a real slagging off.
Nick Love and Danny Dyer discuss their film Outlaw and the critical reaction it received:
"When Taxi Driver came out it got cunted...but the bottom line is it's the film that we'll be remembered for, so jog on cunt."
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Cunting / Cunted; The sexual act of intercourse with a sexual aid, whilst simultaneously inserting one's fist into said cavity (anus or vagina respectively) in an aggressive manner.
Guy 1 - Yo, did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy 2 - Nah bro, I just drank mountain dew and played Call of Duty whilst she cunted herself.
Guy 1 - Gnarly bro, that's radical!
Guy 2 - Totally. She wanted to give my ass a cunting, but I told her I don't swing that way yo.
Guy 1 - Righteous, bro.
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To indicate the endowment of ones personality while inebriated. ie to take on the values of a cunt whilst drunk...
Fuck, I'm cunted!
D'youse see Hammer last night? He was deadset cunted. Stupid cunt.
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Australian slang for being dobbed in by another person
Teacher: "Why are you late?
Student 1: "Sorry I had to go to the toilet"
Student 2: " No you didn't I saw you on your phone down the hallway"
Student 1: "WTF you've just cunted me for no reason"
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An altered, dizzying state of mind, worse than being drunk, caused by an impossible, narcissistic, borderline personality, etc. female coworker. It's worse than being drunk as one never gets the chance to sober up due to the non-stop self serving drama emitting from this woman, commonly known as a cunt, Cuntessa or cuntface.
"Was Misty at the staff meeting?"
"Yeah, and she cunted everyone with her bullshit!"
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Something one step higher than fucked
-Was Zidane any good at football?
-Oh mate, he was cunted
OR
-Yeah Blue Planet may have been fucked, but Planet Earth was absolutely cunted.
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