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When a guy goes down on a girl and she orgasms and she jerks her hips and hit the guy in the face with her pelvic bone.
I was going down on this girl last night and she cunt bunted me.
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the female version of cock blocking. duh!
look, shawty, my friend Chauncy totally cunt bunted me. eh, she was a lesbo anyway.
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A cunt bunt is usually used to describe the action of someone who is softly hit in the groin and is a big pussy about it, making it seem like they were flying in an airplane 200,000 feet above the ground that was traveling at speeds around 367 MPH and jumped out of it, landing on a rail.
Man who was cunt bunted: Jesus Christ, man, why'd you do that? My testicle sack is probably fifty feet away from me!
Man who gave the cunt bunt: Shut the fuck up, Joe, it wasn't that hard.
Man who was cunt bunted: No, you shut the fuck up! You threw a napkin at my balls and it fucking hurt! I feel like I'm dying right now!
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Kicking a girl in the private area.
Dude, Sally just totally field goaled Alison! Yeah, she gave her a good cunt bunt!
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Similar to baseball, when a large baseball bat size cock tries to insert in a tight pussy and it taps it because it can't fit in
My 12 thick cock had to cunt bunt this bitch because her pussy was glued shut
Similar to a bunt in baseball
When a male ejaculates on his hand and slaps someone with his penis.
Male -I'm gonna cum
Female-Cunt bunt on me
Male-okay *continues to cum on his penis and slaps her on the face*
The type of person who doesn’t give a fuck. She puts tampons in her belly button and judges you because she’s “iN tHe CoMfOrT oF hEr OwN hOmE.”
She’ll also rub dog’s nipples and call them soft, on top of rubbing the area in which dog’s balls are supposed to be but were previously removed.
Megan, you Cunt Bunt! Quit pubeing on the avocado!