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A cheap concoction that will undoubtedly satisfy your need/want to get drunk that involves one 40 oz bottle of malt liquor and one 23.5 oz can of either four loko or joose.
The goal is to attempt to finish your "curbstomp" (noun) or get "curbstomped" (verb) between a hour, and a hour and a half (easier said than done).
First drink the 40 oz down to the top label, then open the four loko/joose and (carefully) pour it into the 40 oz until it is full. Once full, drink what's in the 40 oz down to the BOTTOM label. After there is only a small amount of "curbstomp" remaining in your 40 oz, fill the remaining amount of what is in your can into the 40 (there may still be a little in the can). Finish all of what's in your bottle and then you will officially have been "curbstomped".
**One important thing to note is that after reading this you will most likely think that this is disgusting and unbearable to drink. Mostly since 40s are terrible and four lokos taste like urine mixed with sugar. However, you will be VERY PLEASANTLY SURPRISED with how good it tastes. Speaking form experience, it took me a while to nerve up and try it. But after I popped my curbstomp cherry, I never went back
David: Yo dude what are u tyrna drink tonight? I don't have much money
Mike: Word, let's get some 40s and lokos and curbstomp. Cause you know thats always a good time.
John: Damn dude you looked boosted.
Matt: Yeah man I'm feelin nice, I just got curbstomped.
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when you put a niggas face to da curb and stomp on the back of dat motha fuckas head.
that bitch stole my boyfriend, im gunna fucking curbstomp her.
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A term of utter defeat; a flawless ass-whupping performed by an overwhelmingly more powerful force. From the movie American History X
USA curbstomped Iraq in the war, Batman curbstomped Superman in "Dark Knight Returns"
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A violent practice originating from the gangs in Kensington. The procedure is carried out by forcing the victim to open their mouth and "bite the curb". The victim is then kicked repeatedly in the back of the head until the lower jaw separates from the skull. This practice usually results in deadly blood loss.
"I heard Phil got the Kensington curbstomp when he fucked with some kids on his way home. They said his teeth were embedded in the sidewalk"
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With long, bleach blonde, multi-colored hair, heavy makeup, and a colorful style, she became internet famous and is a former Scene Queen. Somewhere between then and now, she changed her style, and now looks as normal as your average teenage girl.
Jessica: OMG, Jenn Curbstomp is my IDOL.
Robbie: ...Who?
Jessica: -_-
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Taking a shot of Flieschmanns with no chaser
After that last Texas Curbstomp, I...
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Colin likes to curbstomp people
Sorry cant talk right now Colin is "Curbstomping" me now. Colin Curbstomp