curdles

Cheese curds

“I want some curdles.”

Curdles : cheese curds

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curdled cow

When you take curdled milk and pour it on a woman's tits and you eat it off and then when you throw up she drinks it.

Steven: Dude I gave Jane a huge curdled cow. Now the bed smells like shit

Tim: Dude, that's sweet!

curdled seadog

A form of an orgy in which a guy and girl have bareback sex on a boat, after which another man then has sex with the same girl causing the other man's semen to curdle.

Jim: Hey Tod whudda you say me, you and your girlfriend do a curdled seadog friday night.
Tod: Why are you always trying to have sex with my girlfriend man?

Damn bro dat bitch be a curdled seadog

curdle cooch

Nasty, smelly infected vagina. Namely yeast infected.

You should steer clear of Alethea's curdle cooch, there's some nasty shit brewing in there.

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curdled balloon

The act of filling a water balloon with milk, waiting a few days for it to curdle, then throwing it at someone you don't like.

Joe was being a prick, so I threw a curdled balloon him the other day.

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Curdled Milk

A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.

Aw man... I got curdled milk all over my new bed sheet!

curdle milk

A phrase used to describe someone as being very unattractive.

"She has a face that would curdle milk"

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