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Dick Czar

Bigger cock blocking best friend of slutty white girls. Queen cock block.

Her cock block game so tight she must be the "Dick Czar".

by Blindskate July 22, 2015


phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 September 22, 2015


covid czar

Someone who thinks they know everything about COVID rules and guidelines. They criticize everyone for not adhering to the rules... even though they don’t follow the rules themselves. They go as far as reporting people to the schools and government.

We got yelled at by the covid czar for not practicing social distancing, even though she wasn’t wearing a mask.

by WinterHavenLover December 12, 2020


ass czar

1. One who loves the butt
2. One who prefers the ass to tits and takes advantage of this preference.

You like to screw girls from behind in your car
Cause your a f-in ass czar!

by Jigglyhouse September 15, 2005

17πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Reality Czar

(person) - Head position at the "Truth Commision" Department under President Joe Biden. This position and department was created to inform the American citizens about what information is "true." Modeled after similar successful programs in prosperous countries such as North Korea, East Germany, Russia, and China this program seeks to "reeducate" citizens that have "incorrect" information or beliefs.

Hey, you hear about the new Reality Czar position created under Joe Biden?

Yes I have! It is so comforting that we no longer have to sort through the vast amount of information out there and can just have it all in one spot! πŸ€—πŸ˜Š

Indeed. Both the Reality Czar are also writing Cliff Notes on Life and Compliance for Dummies books.

by $lapaho February 13, 2021


Drug Czar

aka John P. Walters
he's the guy pulling all the strings on the drug control policy in this country. He often makes himself look like an ass because it is apparent he knows very little about drugs if you've ever seen him speaking live on tv.

Person1: Man the drug czar is a real douche.
Everybodywhohaseverusedadrug:Word.

by fucking username pissin me off August 27, 2008

25πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Chip-Czar

King of the chips. Parole officer of the Pringles. Captain of the crisps.

A Chip-Czar is a person, generally one who is quite high/stoned, who has taken control of a majority of the bags of chips in the house. Sitting with multiple bags in their arms, they will alternate taking handfuls of chips from each and stuffing their face.

"These chips are mine"
(These chip-czar mine)

by Confuseus January 25, 2014

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