D&D

A reflection of fantasy via role-playing characters with pre-determined traits, designated by statistical models, using polygonal dice to randomize the outcome of probable events.

I found D&D impoved my math skills between the second and third grade.

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D&D

An ingenious game created by a very smart guy. Contrary to belief, I have never, ever met anyone who attempted to cast a real spell, which is impossible in real life. Which is why I play the game. It's fun.

I am lucky. I enjoy pussy, unlike some wiggers who think D&D people are geeks, and D&D. They are both pretty awsome.

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D&D

A game that takes the lives of many. One where the stakes are your life. Where every little decision you make determines if you live another day. All controlled by a small piece of plastic.

me: i was playing D&D yesterday and-
them: Wow! I cant believe you stopped long enough to tell me that.
me: ...I hate you

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D&D

A game that actually requires a mild amount of intelligence to play. Those who rag on it or find it fun to make fun of those who play it. Are hardly more then fags who think it makes them look cool for making fun of a game that has been around for a while, and has still withstood all the negative publicity given to it by uptight religious fanatics that think a game can actually make people go off and do insane things. So, shut the fuck up you whiny bitches, DnD is here to stay regardless of what you say!

"Hell yeah I Play D&D!"

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D&D

A pen and paper game played by those with an open mind and active imagination while scorned by those who are incompetant.

Pass me the cheetos so we can get some hardcore D&D goin on up in here.

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D&D

I say again, an excellent role-playing game. Slightly modified, it is also an excellent training program for negotiators, generals, hostage rescue units, rescue units, crisis units, the police, and the army, not to mention any other job that requires patience, intelligence, and a bit of luck.

Every fucking game in existence is based on D&D! Where else could they have possibly gotten the idea of character statistics, Duke Nukem jokes, real-life situations, army games, diablo, and rpg games(including mmorpg's)?

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D&D

best Table Top Pencil Paper RPG ever. yea...thats right...yup believe all those stereotyps out there...not....D&D goddamn kicks ASS...the one that started it all

PC1:I cast a Spell
DM:why are you casting a spell? theres nothing to attack..
PC1:I'm..I'm attacking the Darkness!

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