D.A.D.S.

Day After Drinking Shits. These are the shits that range from manageable to god awful the day after drinking, many times they’re diarrhea based, but constipation is also possible.

Person 1: Dude my D.A.D.S. were awful today, I couldn’t leave the toilet.

Person 2: Damn bro I haven’t even been able to shit

D.A.D.S

Day After Drinking Shits

Bro 1 “fuck bro I have a serious case of the D.A.D.S today”
Bro 2 “ Shit man same here why'd we drink so much fireball last night!”