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The Mr. Hyde to Dave's Dr. Jekyll
After 7 beers Dave started to disappear and Darf began to emerge
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A Darf is the male equivalent to a queef. Air is forced through the dickhole from the bladder creating a high-pitched piccolo-esque sound. Most darfs have a pungent odor and are known to be followed by fresh gunder cheese pouring from the putrid dickhole. Potential Darfs are created in the bladder after watching Rosie O'Donnell's new talkshow, the first 5 minutes of any Ellen Degeneres show, or anything on the bravo network. The most famous of the Darfer's is Nicholas Cage who lead the fight to end the genocide in Darfur, where most Darfer's are banished to in 3rd World Countries.
Darf can also be used in a derogatory way.
-"That guy was such a darf, I'm pretty sure everything he was wearing was from forever 21"
-"Dude, my girlfriend turned me on to Chelsea Lately. She's actually really funny!"
"..... your fuckin' Darf"
-"Did you hear that new rain dance maggie song by the red hotchilli peppers? they're fuckin darfs now."
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Race fans who drink to much and become beligerantly drunk while at a race track. Drunk ass race fans are normally found at a nascar race and end up walking around shirtless.
Hey sally this idiot just said he's looking for the late dale earnhart's pit stall. What a darf!
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"Darf" is "Darfur" shortened. Because Darfur, a region in Sudan, is fucked up (see War in Darfur, and remember that the UN has declared that it is not a genocide) calling someone a darf is to call them unfortunate, underprivileged, and fucked up with many potential, interwoven, perhaps unfathomable and unlikely, causes. This is to insult their intelligence, pride, etc.
You darf! You thought that was a joint? That's a hand rolled! Do you feel blazed?
Damn you told me the history test was on chapter 29.1, you darf! It was on 29.6. That's not even close.
I can't believe I thought that she would hook up with me if she wasn't drunk. I'm a darf.
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A person who is utterly annoying, a major fuck up, or just does stupid things a lot.
Did you hear about that bitch who shit in a locker? What a darf am I right?
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The sex was darf...he only ever wanted to do it missionary style.
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