Dumb Bitch Syndrome, people who suffer from this tend to stick to a point regardless of how stupid they sound or are put down by others. Common side effects are horrible aim, a failure to understand common knowledge, failure to realize the law of physics in that liquids cannot pass through a solid.
Most commonly found in blondes; however, cases of dbs is most severe in brunettes
"Hey that girl suffers from dbs"
"How do you know"
"cause she's sticking to a stupid point for no reason"
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(After a long night of beer drinking)
My ass wont like me tomorrow when DBS blows up my toilet.
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A rather hefty badman with a ginger beard. Often found in the wilderness, the DBS is a scavenger by nature who favours human flesh. It is said that you can hear the roar of a DBS from up to 5 miles away. Usually surrounded by protecive and highly dangerous spiders of rage.
Look at that DBS over there, he's eating a human leg.
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Don't Be Shit
A more literal and less pretentious way of saying 'break a leg' before a performance. The acronym is useful in written format.
"First night tonight? DBS, yeah?"
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