DMB

Short for Dick Move, Bro. Used whenever someone does something rude, or unnecessary to their friend.

John: Hey Ted, you know the girl you want to bang?
Ted: Yeah?
John: I F***ed her last night!
Ted: DMB

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Dave Matthews Band (DMB) is the muzak soundtrack of the yuppie (and proto-yuppie) class's lifestyle.

DMB exists to provide "chill time" and a false sense of third-world earthiness (he's like, white, but African, yanno?) between Economics papers and/or Marketing Team meetings.

DMB is carefully formulated to be well-played and intricately composed while guaranteeing not to significantly challenge its listeners' musical expectations, social viewpoints, and hazy comfort beyond pot-laced commentary like ". . .man. . .that solo is fucking GENIUS!"

In short, DMB is the Kenny G of the Bonnaroo generation.

I was crazy stressed from my Econ test already, then my dad called to tell me my mutual fund was down. Bullshit! So I packed a bowl and slipped on some DMB to, y'know, chillax.

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Drugs, Money, Bitches.
A gang/lifestyle.

DMB for Life.
One Love.

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Dave Matthews Band. Kings of AAA (Adult Album Alternative)

And we got DMB coming up next on 93 XRT.

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DMB, a shitty unoriginal nonsense abbreviation for Dumb Masturbating Bitches. They have smelly pussies and bite the heads off babies on stage for entertainment and to turn on the fucked up souls who venture to their shit holes they call concerts. They always play with dildos shoved far up their ass cracks and always wear Sex Panther in the case of a serial rapist coming backstage for a good time UH. Their chodes always sweat intensly and each smell like a locker room full of gay guys in one huge sweaty sauna orgy. Thank you and goodnight.

dude DMB is currently sucking on the end of george bush's bush hairs and covering them in grey poupon and humping my door, John Belushis titties make me so horny.

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An acronym for the horrifically untalented Dave Matthews Band.

Music that appeals to brainwshed media zombies, yuppies or brainwashed media zombies who also happen to be yuppies.

Fans of said band are known to have a weakness for SUVs, lattes from Starbucks, white baseball caps and condos.

You know someone has a huge ego when he's in a band, and he puts 'band' at the end of his own fucking name.

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A band that I hear frat boys blasting when they smoke mad ganga

Yo Blake, the dmb concert is sooo totally dank.

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