DSB

Damn Straight Bitch.

Tryna set a bitch straight? Look no farther. Just respond DSB, and all your problems will be solved.

Guy: Blow me

Girl: Do I have to?

Guy: DSB

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DSB: Don't Snap Back

When sending streaks to a group of people on snapchat you will often put "dsb" to ensure that they will not send a snap back.

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Dumb Sus Blameable. How to pin something on someone. A DUMB SUS BLAMEABLE (dsb). Criteria: Dumb. Sus. Blameable. They are characterized by being funny-looking, or odd behavior. Maybe cone heads.

DSB: Im dumb, sus, blameable!!!

Me: I can tell, look at your cone head!!!

DSB: *indistinct gargling*

CREW: KILL HIM DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Me: clearly a DSB.

Imp: I'm shifting blame, the imposter is DSB.

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Deadly Semen Build-up. A large quantity of sperm and semen in the testicles. Meaning it's been awhile since you got laid. Often leading to frequent cases of blue balls

I need to get laid, I've got a case of DSB

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Male version of PMS. DSB- deadly sperm back-up, caused by not getting laid make men miserable and bitchy like women get when they suffer from PMS.

I wigged out and went postal on my dog yesterday because of DSB.

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Don't Stop Believing

Jeff: "Dude, I'm going to quit my job"
Seth: "DSB bro"

Jeff: "It doesn't fit"
Seth: "DSB man"

Jeff: "I'm going to die tomorrow"
Mike: "DSB for life."

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Dangerous Sperm Build Up.

Ever since you wife died you/ve had a bad case of DSB

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