Dud

something that doesn't work. usually used for firecrackers and other explosives

"man, that m-80 was a dud"

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dud

a guy/girl with no ability to get with a the opposite sex

That guy has no pimp skill hes such a dud

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duds

A North-East English phrase meaning "trousers (pants)".

Pull your duds up man, your arse is showing.

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dud

The definition of a bad joke. Telling a joke and failing to get any laughs warrants a dud.

Created by Jon from Bloomfield Hills Andover High School.

Noun form- a person or group of people that is associated with dud-culture.

Verb form- the act of committing a bad joke

Adjective form- Something that is not funny

Sample dud:

Person A: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Kid: I don't know. What?

Person A: "Where's my tractor?"

Kid: DUDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Person A is now referred to as a dud until he or she redeems themselves with a good, hearty joke.

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Dud

Someone lacking extreme coolness.

Sarah: Hey do you know hannah vigs?

Melissa: Unfortunatly i do, shes a total dud though.

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dud

a dud in a rush to spell dude in a ROBLOX game... That or they can't fucking spell

oi dud

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Dud

“Dud” is derived from its usage to describe something that has failed to work properly at its predetermined time of need.

As a scornful personal noun, it is used to describe people showing an instantaneous and critical lack of intellect, more than often at the expense of the “Dud” in question and those in the immediate surrounding.

To reach peek Dudhood, an individual predetermined to be the least intelligent of a group, should enthusiastically take excessive Stimulants either alone or encouraged by the group. The individual should then be released in a public space as the aforementioned drugs come into effect. A third-party observer can recognize the manifestation of a Dud, when the actions of said vacuously intoxicated individual evoke reactions of disgust, anger, and fear amongst their companions, rather than the original amusement.

Person 1: “Dude it was such a great idea to bring Eric here, he fits right in! We should give him more Molly..”

Person 2: OH FUCK bro.. Eric’s being a fucking Dud we gotta scram FAST.

Eric: *Spoon-feeding Edibles to the other students in the Special-Education classroom*