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An extremely over weight dachshund who moans while we eat dinner, a Hansom young man none the less.. enjoys car rides , eating anything within reach, enjoying time with his mother , also know as Samuel L Fatman
Damnit Sammy the dachshund we’re trying to eat give him a yodel or something relli
"I just need to know when to be there; when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund. I wouldn't want to miss it and cause a paradox or something." - Dave Strider from Homestuck
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A dachshund that inspires artists and their communities.
Lump the Dachshund and Boris were known in the Orlando art scene
When one puts peanut butter on another's asshole and then proceeds to give him/her a rim job.
Last night i was really hungry but Erica wanted to have some sexy time first, so I grabbed some JIF and gave her a sticky dachshund.
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A way to describe a party, club, or other get-together as being populated by a vast majority of males. In other words, a sausage fest or brodeo.
I went to Stacy's party, but left early because there was more sausage there than a dachshund convention!
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A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.
I feel better now after seeing The Bear and the Dachshund
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a large, fully engorged, raging hard-on, also affectionately referred to as 'red hot dog'.
hey, i bumped into a hot guyfriend that i've been thinking about for weeks. feel so flushed with anticipation, because he said he wanted to play hide and seek with me and his 'commie dachshund', this saturday night.
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