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Bag Dad

A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.

"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"

the dad bag

It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.

How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.