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The perfect combination of both enjoying food and beer while not caring about the basketball shaped growth in your stomach.
“Bro what happened to you?”
“It’s the dad bod.”
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Person one: "Hey, man. David Harbour has a rocking bod."
Person two: "He has that dad bod."
Person one: "I want to shove that bod up my ass."
Person 2: "...what?!"
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A gaggle of elder cis-het white men who are sub brats to a queer presenting liberal white woman and delight in public humiliation (specifically trivia)
Look at those dad bods, relishing in being called cunts
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When a young bro-ey dude packs on epic amounts of fat in his midsection but has toned arms, legs, and chest, leading to a corpulent round belly that protrudes out into the shape of a basketball, wobbling tightly against his tank top.
Brad: Ever since Ryan got that job at Fat Burger's he's fattened up! Must have put on 150 lbs in a year. He's really let himself go.
Mike: Yeah, that rounded belly is getting massive! I can tell he's been eating well, all that compact fat sticking out of his hoodies as he waddles.
Brad: Looks like he's got a dad bod!
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Someone who thinks they’re huge but under their clothes they’re just fat.
“Peyton Manning looks like he’s got a dad bod”
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What mom treats herself to after being with dad bod. Step dad bod was once very athletic and fit in his youth but he didn't quite let time and beer ruin his body completely. He probably still works out or has an intense manual labor job such as plumbing, construction, carpentry, logging, landscaping and more
"After divorcing Timmy's dad, I found another man, he doesn't have a dad bod, he has a step dad bod"
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A divorced dad bod has a greater BMI than of a dad bod. One great way to separate the dad bods from the divorced dad bods are visible stretch marks. Since divorced men are huskier and more heavy set, they will typically show stretch marks. But men with divorced dad bod, do not fear, for it is a 2 part transformation. After crushing all the beer and Cheetos in the world,following a divorce your body will blow up, but someday you will have an epiphany. You will dream of 6 pack abs and all the honeys in the world surrounding you at the bar. That is when step 2 of the transformation occurs. You will trade in your beer and Cheetos for a gym membership and whey protein. From there, the rest is history.
Arthur: Dude did you see Mark at our 20 year high school reunion?
Karl: Yeah man, Trixy leaving him and taking the kids really took a toll on him.
Arthur: I know, you could tell he was sporting a serious divorced dad bod.
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