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meow meow meow meow, meow. meow meow meow meow, meow. meow meow meow meow, meow? Meow. meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Kambe Daisuke: stares at you
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A sugur daddy that could steal ur girl in 0.2 seconds man, watch out
"Have you SEEN Daisuke Kanbe he is SOOOO HAWT-"
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Bow-legged keyboard synthesist in Japan. He is commonly referred to as the lover of Hiroyuki Takami, fellow bandmember from the (hideously early) 90s dance music genre. He is known to be a pimpin manager, whose magical piano fingers have spun off popular bands and artists like Iceman, T.M.Revolution, and Yuki Kimura. When someone refers to asakura daisuke as a verb, they usually refer to his no-nonsense, no-bullshit attitude towards his career. Asakura currently is re-producing his former band, access, with his lover, commonly referred to as superjap for his insanely large penis and tendency to get an erection during concerts and lives.
You pulled a daisuke and ripped that bitch a new hole. Asakura Daisuke would be proud.
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A rip-off. The Boston Red Sox, a baseball team in Boston signed a contract with 50million dollars in it. Daisuke is a horrible pitcher. He has an ERA of 4.40, and a total ERA of 5.93. He is a rip-off and one of the worst pitchers on the Red Sox
"Hey did you see daisuke matsuzaka (Dice-K) play the other night?"
"Yeah, they were stupid to let him pitch!"
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Anything the great Daisuke Ishiwatari creates
Person 1: "Why does the key have a belt? It's a key"
Person 2: "Simple, it's Daisuke's Vision"
Anything created by the great Daisuke Ishiwatari
Person 1: "Why does the KEY have a belt? It's a key!"
Person 2: "It's simply Daisuke's Vision"
A kid (On their early 20s) whom parents sent him because the only thing he did was blacking out in parties. He is a intern and he over all was the most oblivious but also the most hopeful out of the whole cru of the Tuplar from Mouth washing (game). Anya mostly hates Daisuke in a sibling way but overall everyone loves Daisuke (She loses to many board games).
This downfall is when he wanted to fix a vent and then got severally injured which was going to lead to a slow and painful death but Swansea (Mouthwashing) sped up the process by putting him out of his misery with a axe.
Also, he is a confirmed gooner....
"Daisuke (Mouthwashing) is my favorite character"
You are real and at this point there is no way to proof you wrong