Dalby

Shit at impressions, thinks he is a viking but comes from Offy,ex pro footballer, Bonsai master, once made enough rice to feed the whole of India, pro salsa dancer, in training to kill Putin and save the Ukraine and all round nice guy despite having a larger than average arse and a very small penis.

My mate is a right Dalby

Ollie dalby

A pure cunt, best way to put it
Ha the smallest dick you can think of, its that small its sits on his balls

Ollie dalby has a tiny penis