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Machines that can't get up the stairs but get in the F**king way when the drive on the road and pavements. Also known as the elderly on those go carts.
Watch out for that Dalek that's driving at the side of the road.
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To.speak.in.a.ro.bot.ic.vo.i.ice.
Like.a.cy.bo.org.
They.do.not.like.oorg.gaan.ic.be.eings.
Dalek: Ex.te.er.mi.naa.ate!!!
Doc.toor.Who.is.a.waa.ank.ke.er!!!
(Emit beam of x-ray lazer)
Nearest human becomes toast.
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A manouver used by expert Laser Tag players which covers up a large poportion of there targets on the vest.
1. Stand side on to your target.
2. lift you gun in the air.
3. shoot down at the shoulder targets of your apponent.
You will have covered one shoulder, back and front targets using this, and its legal.
You can jump up and down as well of move your gun eratically to make it even harder to get shot.
Good to use in game types:
Frantic, (infinate lives and shots 1 sec down time)
Alien, (as the marines, helps preserve lives)
Daleked out (shot by someone constantly darleking)
See also "Laser tag dance"
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IKEA Daleks is a fan-given term to the "improved" designs of the Dalek villains from the long-running British sci-fi TV show Doctor Who. Daleks are the arch-nemesis of The Doctor and his alien Time Lord race. In S5E3 the IKEA Daleks were introduced. They looked the same as the original Daleks but with colourful Dalekanium (alien metal).
They look like the result of Daleks procreating with Power Rangers.
David: You know, Chris, whenever I see one of those new colourful Daleks I imagine M&Ms shooting out of their appendages.
Chris: Haha, you mean those IKEA Daleks? They look like toys, don't they?
David: Yeah! They look like they're made from plastic instead of Dalekanium.
Dalek's Disease or Dalek's Syndrome is the condition of having damage on the F1 games.
"Damage, do you have dalek?"
-Wazuk
"Yes, I have dalek's disease."
-dalek
Specifically, a reference to Aishah Azmi the muslim school teacher suspended for refusing to remove her veil in front of the children she was teaching. (She later lost her claims of discrimination and harassment).
Female muslims wearing black, burkha style, religious garb, replete with face veil, have a tendency to remind older generations of British people of "Daleks", an arch enemy of Dr. Who, a popular children's science fiction TV programme.
Daleks were short, cylindrical, metal "aliens", who adopted their "costumes" to hide their terrible deformities and allow them to function. Their flesh was not visible, one could only hear their voice emanating from within.
a: I heard the Dewsbury Dalek lost her case of discrimination.
b. Damn right mate, finally the politicians are following the publics lead, even Ken Livingstone spoke out about the muslim women's face veils and their Dalek image.
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Lots of things with bloody fast comets, sinking keys, and sense is made in nonsense knotty. And all the resT of em...
‘Twas the night upon royalties n shit that the knotty knots knottily took part in what’s known in the unknown fun of the lanky dalek.
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