dangly

my arm after 30 days of holding out

Alan: "Good day, ma'am. how do you do. I like to chew on riddles, do you too?"
Tracy: "do you remember how i wrote a letter that said all i needed was a lot of time til i can come back to where we paused. well i have. nothings changed in my heart of hearts. only circumstance. have you noticed this dangly thing in your face? well thats my arm held out for you."

dangly bits

A man's penis and testicals.

A man peed in the public square and people saw his dangly bits! Of course, he was arrested.

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dangly ham

a womans vaginal lips

wow man she looks good enough to eat
yer man ill start with the dangly ham

Dangly Parts

The penis and balls.

When she saw my Dangly Parts, she laughed.

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Dangly Bits

The male genitals.

Females have Wobbly bits, Males have Dangly bits.

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Dangly-Doo

The flaxen coils of hair hanging off the heads of young Jewish boys; often melded in with the side burns, not to be confused with mutton chops. Since the Jewish religion rejects the idea of gravity, young boys are told employ these devices in order to stay grounded.

Citation from a popular rap song by the Diddly Doo-Wops entitled "Cowboy Hats and Dangly-Doos" addressing this subject:

"Well, I know some guys who don't believe in gravity
Because they're of the Jewish ethnicity
They're all about religion and currency
Every Saturday they worship His Majesty

Dangly-Doos, weighin' them down
Dangly-Doos, keep my Jew friends around

Circumcision is the custom at a very young age
Mentioning Christ's name sends them into a rage
The father is expected to be stingy and sage
The mother shows them courtesy and how to behave

Some may think these melodies are prejudice
But they don't understand "The Danglyness""

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Dangly Pintos

A saggy set of male testicles.

I drug my dangly Pintos across her forehead.

She was chokin on my dangly Pintos.

I need to wash my dangly pintos after that workout.