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When you take a massive shit and go to wipe but nothing is there
I think Danny glover stopped by and wiped my ass with his glove from angels in the outfield when I wasn’t looking
when u get head from a really hot piece of trim and after u blow ur load you yell, "RIGGS! IM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!" and then u proceed to slap her once with your phallus.
Dudes, listen up. I Danny Glovered Maya Angelou last night.
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Quite possibly the finest actor in the history of film.
Operation Dumbo drop was robbed at the oscars when the film left with a shocking zero awards
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The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)
JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?
Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence
JP>Nice!
the martial art of swiftly jabbing your hand into the mouth of an unsuspecting yawner, causing projectile vomiting onto the hand of the attacker, in which case, the attackee is pantsed and vomit is wiped across their defenseless ass.
It is taken from the Danny Glover, just reversed.
While he yawned, she quickly stuck her hand into his gaping mouth, causing him to spew all over her hand. She then pulled his pants down and smeared his vomit across his white ass.
HEY! You just reverse Danny Glovered me!
That's right asshole!
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The feeling that after an incident of debauchery, foolishness, partying or carousing which that exhausts an individual of all physical, mental and emotional faculties. It is at this point when said indidividual realizes they are "getting too old for this shit".
Taken from Glover's oft-repeated line throughout the Lethal Weapon movie franchise.
"Man, I'm having a Danny Glover Moment after all that blow we did last night."
"I woke up this morning way past hung-over. I woke up in a Danny Glover Moment."
"I got shot down at the bar by three different girls last night. Total Danny Glover Moment."