The true identity of actor/comedian Tim Allen
Tim Allen is really named Darny Allen.
A darnie is an individual who has contradictory character traits; I.e. someone who is very loving and caring but who is also a robot, or a disaster goblin with incredible fashion sense. Variations: darns, darbie.
"Wow, did you see that very attractive person who's probably a model and carries themselves like one just hit the whoah and dabbed?"
"What a Darnie."
A Expression you exclaim when you are mildly angry.
Oh dingus darny darns!
you would use darny darn darn on a farm instead of god damn it.
John: "Can you please do my homework, Fred?"
Fred: "No, you can do it yourself."
John: "Oh darny darn darn on a farm."