darp

stretchy dick with excess skin; if played as an instrument, it would be a harp.

"I was really surprised when I came home & found my boyfriend just out of the shower playing his darp to Kenny G's greatest hits."

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DARP

Dumb Arrogant Retarted Person.AKA shaw. A person who thinks that they are the shit..when thats exactly what they are, but not in the good way.when you call someone a DARP it is also referred to as someone who has done way to much Coke and is fried like a zombie...aka DARP zombie.

1)that shaw kid is a fucking DARP.when the fuck is he gonna kick the coke habit.and stop touching other peoples girls.Im gonna rock the DARP in the fucking face.
2)someone kick the DARP zombie out of the fucking party!

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darp

almost dark

It's not dark yet but it's getting there (Bobbie Dylan)... it's getting darp

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darp

adjective; noun
Alternate meaning for dope.

"Thats darp!" "I'm smokin' some darp."

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Harp Darp

An exclamation following an instance of high-class stupidity. Like saying Herp Derp, only classier and more pretentious. Hand movements pantomiming a harp player are optional.

Melba: Oh hey, how's it going?
Numps: Can't complain. Oh, jeezum crow! I just stepped on a tack!
Melba: Haha! HARP DARP!
Numps: You classy bitch! Stop plucking those invisible strings!

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Darpe ciem

Opposite of carpe diem. Means when you get lazy as fuck, don't believe in yourself, and don't do shit for anyone but yourself. Usually results in going home, eating a Hot Pocket, then master bating and going to sleep

Fuck this shit, I am lazy as fuck, darpe ciem!

Darp solaring

The act of slamming a rock into your crotch until you get an erection.

Bro my crotch hurts so bad from darp solaring