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When a man's pee stream splits in two, usually far enough apart that one stream will miss the toilet entirely.
"I was taking a piss and just Darth Mauled all over my shoes."
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Having vomiting and diarrhea at the same time. Origin: An online comic strip I honestly can't remember the name of right now.
Oh my God, I was so sick I was Darth Mauling all day long!
To be killed even though you had mass potential to a story
I feel like Jeff from Saw 4 shouldn't have been Darth Mauled
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A hilarious prank that involves chloroform, super glue, and a Darth Maul mask. Step one: choose a victim to chloroform. Step two: chloroform dey ass. Step three: squirt the Super glue on victims face; apply liberally. Step four: place mask on victims face.
You may also choose to super glue a dual bladed lightsaber onto the victims hand.
Example 1:
Sami: Let's Darth Maul Phil this weekend.
Rich: But I don't have any chloroform.
Sami: I have some we can use!
Example 2:
Charlie: Phil called me this morning crying he was really pissed that yall Darth Mauled his ass. That wasn't cool.
Sami: shut up Charlie or I'll Darth Maul you next.
Charlie: okay I won't say anything else about it.
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The action in which a black female rubs her period blood on her face in order to look like darth maul. Then uses two strap ons attached to either side of her body to penetrate two white boys
Oh man last night was crazy; john and I got darth mauled so hard.
When you and your significant other stick a single double-sided dildo into both of your rectums while spinning around on the floor creating a Duel sided lightsaber effect.
Damn shawty that's a fatty you got there... Wanna go back to my place and do The Darth Maul tango?
When you have in-grown or red pimples all over your ball-sack and it starts to get really spikey.
Bruh get that goddamn Darth maul outta here it’s so spikey.
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