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Darwin

stalking a girl after being dumped by her. following her, annoying her constantly.

Girl, he's so pulling a darwin!
I know, it's kinda of scary

by class,sassandafineass October 20, 2012

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Darwin

A laugh that my School invented, not mentioning names.

Me:THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!
Friend:Dar Dar Darwin!

by King Masterlord October 18, 2009

60๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


Darwin

Verb - To kill for the purpose of removing said object from the gene pool. The individuals to whom this verb is applied should not, in the speaker's eyes, be allowed to reproduce and pass along their genes. Note: it is a purely humorous word, no one is actually supporting violence upon other human beings.

The word stems from a reference to Charles Darwin who first suggested natural selection as a primary method of evolution.

1. I can't believe that kid is playing in traffic, he should be darwined.

2. Jeff is such a moron he should be darwined so he doesn't pass along stupid genes.

by WP Native January 25, 2009

60๐Ÿ‘ 104๐Ÿ‘Ž


Darwin

Common slang for a ten pound note (english sterling). The term 'Darwin' denotes the value of the note because of the use of Charles Darwin's face on the reverse of the bank note.

Other amounts in note form are characterised by the face used on the reverse of the note, e.g. a 'Smith', used instead of saying 'twenty pounds', because of the use of Adam Smith's face.

i) Aeneas: Bruv, can you like skeck me a darwin please?
Len: I s'pose, what happened to your cash though?
Aeneas: Oh, these trousers have massive pockets so the Smith I had fell out
Len: Bummer.

ii) That old lady I mugged 'ad like a 'uge wad of Darwins. Must a've bin like penison day or summat.

by Aeneas Edward December 1, 2007

38๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


Darwin

Darwin's are try hards and think that they are all that. Darwin's are also people that are usually of little talent who tries hard. Most Darwin's also like to play soccer and think that there the best player in the world and think there going to be a professional soccer player but will most likely not make it in the professional level and would be at a very low level. Most Darwin's are also cry baby's and will whine for every little thing. Darwin's are also very lazy and will make stupid desions so his friends will have to help him. Most Darwin's are also very unintelligent. This is my definition on how many Darwin's I've meet so far.

Darwin is such a try hard

by Darwin sucks March 13, 2019

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Darwin

Rat Rat Rat Rat Rat Rat Rat Rar and he takes Ls

HE looks like a Darwin.

by Hi8 April 30, 2019

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Darwin

Charles Darwin, a guy who thought he figured out the origin of life. Apparently, life itself, along with every living organism on the planet originated from one molecule of organic material, created under virtually impossible conditions and circumstances (Scientists have attempted to replicate the ideal conditions for this to happen numerous times, and have failed). He also believed that all humans came from mindless apes, and he tried to use finches on the Galopogas Islands to somehow prove that evolution took place on an incredibly massive scale... using only birds. Frankly his thinking just does not make sense, but despite many great minds in science admitting that Darwin's theory does not add up, it has become the accepted explanation for life itself. What is worse is that it is absolutely impossible to convince Darwinists otherwise. They firmly believe that the theory they worship so much is bulletproof, and will reject any evidence against it. Professors from various universities and event he Smithsonian have been fired for presenting evidence for, or even simply mentioning the possibility of intelligent design in published papers. Darwinists ruthlessly bash Christians, reject any opposition to Darwin's theory and insist that evidence is only a coincidence, and use their power, influence, and downright arrogance to protect a theory that has been falling apart for years. That's a fine example of freedom of speech and freedom of inquiry isn't it?

Dad: See those monkeys kids? Millions of years ago, you would have looked like that!

Kid: You really believe that?

Dad: I believe what Darwin says because I'm not allowed to believe otherwise!

Kid: You're an idiot dad

by MxTr July 3, 2010

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