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Daryl

Daryl; the biggest goof around. The funny, cute kid, who always wants to make people happy even when he isn’t himself. He tends to make a lot of sexual jokes, disgusting people ALL the time, but it’s nothing new, so everyone’s used to it. Once he catches feelings for a girl, they stay there for so long. He hesitates to make moves & procrastination takes him over. All he really wants is a sweet, loyal, blonde, short girl that will love him as much as he does her. When he’s older, he wants to be in the army, or do something that involves a lot of manly work. He doesn’t like seeing people sad, so he’ll tell you that he hopes you feel better, but nothing else. He is terrible at giving advice & reacting to people’s rants.

“Daryl still didn’t ask Carlie out! It’s been a year!”

by l.f.e October 29, 2019

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Daryl

The easter bunny's twin brother...Daryl.

Aqua Teen is the shit! (So, is Daryl!!!)

by Master Shake and the Crew November 13, 2007

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Daryl

Daryl is not just a name of a man, but a crazy yet sane, stunningly pretty-boy man who enjoys an unusual partying activity of pulling out letterboxes out on the streets (with a few goon friends)

Often stands around looking pretty.

Oh look at those poor letterboxes that's been pulled out. Must've been Daryl.

Look at that pretty boy, he must be Daryl.

by juice and gin August 22, 2011

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Daryl

A brown Indian man claiming to be Srilankan able to secrete milk from his nipples.

Careful, I heard that Daryl is in mating season.

by Calvin Banas December 15, 2018

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Daryl

When one's poop reaches the water of the toilet before leaving the anus.

person 1- "yoo man I just took a Daryl"
person 2- "no way dude I took like 2 already today!"
person 1- "that's fucked up you're a girl"

by holdmybeer March 27, 2014

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Daryl

A create obsessed with internet memes and is always late.

Look at that guy, what a damn daryl!

by ramcs1337 April 28, 2013

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Daryl

Fucking Loser. Somebody you don't want to hang out with or ever be seen in public with. Often some try hard you work with or a teacher or a prick boss. Usually creeps on girls. Also used to describe one of your buddies when he's being lame. Doesn't understand the definition of a BRO

"I was about leave the bar with this girl I was clearly wheeling and this total Daryl she knows comes up and insists he will drive her home. Daryl move."

At a nightclub:

Scott to bartender: "What kind of red wines do you have"

Jordan to Scott: "Get a beer you fucking Daryl"

by j_dawg_sauce November 25, 2011

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