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The act of breaking into a house and defecating in the laundry basket.
Guy 1: Dude somebody shat in my laundry!
Guy 2: Bro you've been davenported!
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Davenport is an amazing friend who gives the best advice and is always there for you. They love and are amazing at dancing and they are seriously gorgeous inside and out. Their so fun to be around and they give off the most positive vibes. Their some of the prettiest people ever and their smart and funny.
That girl is such a Davenport!
She’s so good at dancing she must be a Davenport
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A Family line held together by fragile connections of the older generations bound to eventually fall apart.
Did you hear the old lady next door kicked the bucket?
Yea that Davenport family are already at each other throats.
Man I'm sure glad I have strong family ties nothing like a Davenport family.
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Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.
Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"
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A town in Iowa famously named after a couch. Davenport is best known for being diverse and multicultural in comparison to the rest of Iowa, being the home to many people relocating from the southside of Chicago and other major midwestern cities, bordering the Missisippi River and illinois, and being arguably the most ghetto city in Iowa.
Friend: “Hey David whats it like living in Davenport, IA?”
David: “ Davenport, IA is a lot less rural than the rest of this state.. plus we’re named after a couch so that’s kinda cool!”
A desk with a secret compartment that Tickld users all across the globe have spent a month obsessing over
Hey fliknyfe, you figure out how to get that davenport desk open yet?
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My friend owed me some money, so to get even I took his Xbox and Najeh Davenported him for good measure.