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The name of my boyfriend's penis
"Wow, look at that huge David Hasselhoff!"
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Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.
Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”
Some guy we Germans are supposed to adore for some reason.
German guy 1: Hey, did you see David Hasselhoff last night on TV with that strange black talking car?
German guy 2: David who?
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The most gay straight man ever lived. Made famous from the series Baywatch. David Hasselhoff altso has his own CD.
Dude1: Have you seen Baywatch?
Dude2: Yeah, what about it?
Dude1: OMGWTFBBQ David Hasselhoff is SOOOOO gay
Dude5: He sure is *drool*
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A name used to replace the curse words "Damn Assole"
I put in eight hours today,I worked my David Hasselhoff!!
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King of the internet! with help from Pipex
I am David Hasselhoff, KING OF THE INTERNET!
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An expression used to introduce oneself to an already underway conversation.
"Hey what are you guys talking about?" or "Whats up guys?" is replaced seamlessly by the more lean "David Hasselhoff?!?!"
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