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King of the internet! with help from Pipex
I am David Hasselhoff, KING OF THE INTERNET!
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Germany's Unsuccessful Attempt To Make Their Own "Chuck Norris". he turned out to be a drunk asshole. his one claim to fame was being on the show Baywatch.
Dude 1: Who is that random guy in the Spongbob Movie?
Dude 2: David Hasselhoff.
Dude 1: Who's That?
Dude 2: A Fankenstein Like Creature The Germans Created, Thinking They Could Match The Great Chuck Norris.
Dude 1: Wow The Germans Fail.
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1) Golf Term (Meaning)-Noun- To hit a shot in the bunker or sand trap. Also known as the beach.
David hasselhoff, well know for his roll in Baywatch spent a lot of time on a beach. Coin the phrase "David Hasselhoff"
"Looks like this one is heading for the beach....Nice shot David Hasselhoff!"
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German who can not sing for his life...Seroius has-been. Will do anything to be on t.v or in something famous. Needs to get a life. Is a major drama queen.
My "friend" is being such a David Hasselhoff right now.
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An expression used to introduce oneself to an already underway conversation.
"Hey what are you guys talking about?" or "Whats up guys?" is replaced seamlessly by the more lean "David Hasselhoff?!?!"
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The name of my boyfriend's penis
"Wow, look at that huge David Hasselhoff!"
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Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.
Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”