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the sexual act of 2 guys jackin each other off with no hands. one uncircumcised guy puts his forskin over the head of an circumcised guys cock than motion back and forth, hence jackin each other off with out hands
gay guy 1: dude we got to hold hands since we were dawking last nite
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1. Someone of Melbourne Western Suburbian Decent,
2. Dawk is accented in the bogan australian language for 'dog' because dawks lack the ability to call someone a dog due to their convict like heritage
eg: "I'll smash the dawk, fuckin cunt stole my socks"
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To make an appearance of effort despite the work already being done by others. Generally, the attempt is made at the very end when the visibility is highest.
The term is in reference to professional football player Brian Dawkins who early in his career was a Pro Bowl caliber player but in later years would jump into tackle piles after the play had already been made.
Tim: Did you see when Brendan B-Dawk'ed at the end of the meeting despite the fact that he slept through almost all of it?
Brian: You mean when he asked that question at the very end like he was interested in what the manager had been saying?
Tim: Exactly.
Brian: Yea, the manager seemed really please with him and asked him to stay afterwards to talk some more.
Time: Yea, he B-Dawk'ed it good.
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When you ruin a game by showing off. Punting a football over a building, or breaking the basketball rim. Named after Darryl Dawkins, the first man to shatter the backboard in a NBA game, therefore ruining the game.
Don't punt that ball just give it back Derrick, don't D-Dawk tha game! I can't play with that dude he D-Dawks too much!
dawk-block, -noun
1. To be proven so intellectually and morally hypocritical and inferior that it deserves its own word.
ex.
Fundie: "Hey the Unversity of Oklahoma paid to have this evilutionist Christian-hating Richard Dawkins guy spout his science propaganda at my state school!"
Some guy: "What did he say to upset you? Nobody forced you to go to it did they? Evolution is not propaganda, its merely the best explanation for what we believe to be how man came to be. Feel free to invalidate it if you have the proof. I also think Richard Dawkins is a pretty nice guy. "
Fundie: "I don't know what he said because i would never believe the garbage he says. Whoever was in charge of deciding this should be shamed and removed from their position!" Other person: "I heard he waived all fees because it was a student audience...he even donated $5000 to Oklahomans for Better Science Education. I read on Pharyngular that Ben Stein billed $60k to that same university when he spoke there."
Some guy: "Ohhhhhhh -- you just got dawk-blocked."
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An epic funny moments youtuber who stopped streaming on twitch
Hey did you dawk's new video?
Yeah it was so funny I shit myself!