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September 29th, the day that women get to enjoy sexual liberation and a layered cream cake, by having sex with three men, one after the other, until they all cum inside her.
I love Cream Cake Day, having all that cream inside me, leaves me feeling stuffed.
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On April 1st to May 1st if a boy asks you to show your cake you have to show it.
Hey Julia, Show me your cake! It is National Cake day!
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eat cake day with a friend or family with a love one and than eat cake and enjoy your with your family or a friend and eat cake with them
Eliana: guess what today is mom
Mom: what is it sweetie
Eliana: its national eat cake day
Mom: uhhh thats a good day i guess
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This holiday originated February 8, 2004 by the lovely ladies of Merrick, Long Island. It is a day to celebrate how shitty the opposite sex can be whether you're in a relationship or not. On this day, it is your right to buy a cake, preferably w. nuts so you can crunch them, with the words "Boys Suck Cake" written across the top and eat the entire thing by just digging in.
"Sweet, Boys Suck Cake Day is next week! I'll order the cake from Baskin Dunkin w. pralines ice cream and vanilla cake, and you make sure all the girls are coming over around 7 to celebrate! : "
" BSCD is the greatest holiday ever !! "
" Boys SUCK CAKE, on FEB EIGHT ! "
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National cake day is on 14th! Show some people your cake! doesn't matter what kind!
wanna see my Cake? Since it is cake day 🎂
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A day where everyone can eat as much red velvet cake as they want!!
Kid 1: hey bro it’s red velvet cake day! You know what that means
Kid 2: let’s eat as much red velvet cake as we can!!!!!
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National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.
“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”